The Ten Commandments

1. You tell her she did not look fat in the pants, even if it does.
2. You do not blame his anger on "PMS", just for yourself of the anger of others.
3. You take her to dinner every once in awhile. Not every day, but it would not kill you to do sometimes.
4. You pay for some things but not everything. In an equitable relationship, the girl pays for stuff too. We do not want a gold digger after all.
5. You do not abandon your Metallica's Lady Gaga, regardless of the main attraction of your spouse can be.
6. You take time for her and your Brothers. You should not have to give up one of these.
7. You tell her you love her, if you mean, because if you love her, she deserves to know.
8. You do not let up the toilet. Remember to put down is an easy way to get good points, which is always a good thing.
9. You do not cheat on her. "It's a sly, conspiratorial thing to do.
10. You're a kick to the curb, if, after having been a good man and joining the other nine commandments, it is still a psycho-*****.