Five Deadly Angels

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Canada Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for a cup of mushrooms. They even provided a useful picture amateur fungi to dogs could find their own culture in the wild. Unfortunately, the photograph, instead of destroying shown Angels, who are deadly when eaten.

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You can now eat your plate
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go further - eat the plate.

Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that it had developed an edible plate made from grains of wheat, and it plans to mass produce it and other edible, including the crockery cups, bowls and food containers.

Chen spent six years developing the plate, which he said details about 7 cents each.

Diners who do not want to eat the items - which taste like unsalted popcorn - can boil them for a nutritious meal for animals, "he said.

Chen said this can help reduce pollution caused by discarded crockery. The only drawback, he says, is her dishes can be washed and reused.

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The bachelor's diet
MONDAY:

BREAKFAST - Who can take breakfast on Monday? Swallow toothpaste while brushing their teeth

LUNCH - Send your secretary for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that cost a penny, but now the cost of seventy-five cents. As to French fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and stop on the way back to a size bottle of Maalox family.

Tea - Drink Maalox

Dinner - Six pack of beer and Kentucky Fried Chicken dinner three parts, do not eat the coleslaw.


TUESDAY:

BREAKFAST - Eat the coleslaw

LUNCH - Go to the delivery office and set ninety-five cents to close your eyes, press a button and eat whatever comes to swallow it whole to prevent nausea.

Dinner - Four tacos and a pitcher of sangria at El Flasho's.


WEDNESDAY

BREAKFAST - Jaws could not eat breakfast after a night of El Flasho

LUNCH - Rolaids and a coke

DINNER - Go to a friends house and pray for married waste


THURSDAY

BREAKFAST - Order a pizza

LUNCH - Your secretary is out sick bag gutbomber check on Monday for the remains.

DINNER - Go to a bar and drink Silly you, when you're hungry ask the bartender for olives.


FRIDAY:

BREAKFAST - Eggs, sausage and an English muffin at McDonalds. Eat the Styrofoam plate and leave the food. It tastes better and is better for you.

Lunch - Skip Lunch, Fridays are murder

DINNER - Steak, well done, potatoes and asparagus. Do not eat asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus.


SATURDAY:

BREAKFAST - Sleep through it.

LUNCH - Ditto

DINNER - Steak, well done, baked potatoes, and Brussels sprouts. Do not eat Brussels sprouts. Take home and plant them in a hanging basket.


SUNDAY:

BREAKFAST - Three Bloody Marys and half a Twinkie.

Lunch - eat? Losing a good buzz? Do not eat lunch.

DINNER - Chicken Noodle Soup - Call your mother and ask her about renting your old room.

The only system that is worse than mine. His plan called the Cut-throat

ha ha ha funny

Wow this is a good thing. Thank you for sharing lol

there are good Thanks

up.lol tea

costs

lucky me, I can at least cook food!

loz you back a hundred forms, pmsl, unfortunately, do not let me eat the food of the license, not more
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These are great. Thank you for sharing lol.

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